~youkilledkenny
Can't stop stuttering - Status: Member
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- Female/United States
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- Deviant since Jun 7, 2005, 2:32 PM
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Recent Deviations
Oh, SorryThe maintenance guys are ninjas They appear out of nowhere Giving the kitchen girls the creeps From the time they get there Until the time they leave But before that freeing hour They are at one end of the nursing home And suddenly on the other Walking through non-existent doorways Silent as can be And when they see they've scared us They say "Oh, sorry"Oh, Sorry
in Open on 4/7/08
Love Poem O' DoomI think love poems are lame And really quite corny They all sound the same They make my attitude thorny I think you're a bother You're like a kitten on catnip I'd rather spend time with your mother I can't wait for the day I give you the slip I think you're rather ignorant And you smell pretty funny Someone should give you antiperspirant If you get away from me, I'll give you money I don't mean to be rude, I just thought you should know That it would be just swell, if you would just goLove Poem O' Doom
in Sonnet on 4/7/08
The Park With SuzyImpatiently rushing to get off this plot of land But before I get to go I quickly lend the people of this household a handThe Park With Suzy
At the park, me and Suzy play in the sand How far we can dig, we don't yet know Maybe even deep enough to bury a man
Back in the country, on this boring land I no longer have any seeds to sew I quickly lend the people of this household a hand
Covered in dirt, we discuss awesome bands As the sun sets, the park starts to glow We want to adventure, we start to make plans
Out in the boonies, this over-sized plot of land I
in Villanelle on 4/7/08
Blue DemonAnytime I need energy Blue Demon is the drink for me Can't live without my excessive caffeine Denying me this would be so mean Everyday I drink three or four Friday night without it would be a bore Great amounts of carbonated sugar Heightened senses I can't sit still Just a few hours until I crash Kick it with me and you'll have a blast Large amounts ofBlue Demon
Money on these No addiction can beat one as good as this Organic energy just isn't as good Please don't sell me sugar-free Quarantine from these is what I need Righteous amounts of sugary goo
in Open on 4/7/08
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You're Truly Free RobinThe staff was pleading with me to put the gun down. Steve, the big burly security who I had stolen the gun from, glared at me with hatred through his black and blue swollen eyes. “Shut the fuck up!” I screamed. I was red-faced and out of breath. My adrenaline was pumping. My white gown clung tightly to my curved body, drenched in sweat. Pasty skin clung helplessly to trembling bone. This wasn’t me anymore. They’d killed me. The dead blue eyes weren’t mine. This knee-length black hair, which used to shine with life, wasn’t mine anymore. They had taken away my dreams; my hopes; my freedom. I remembered the day they tookYou're Truly Free Robin
by ~FuneralOfHearts666
JoyDevious Information
- Current Age: 18
- Current Residence: The couch
- Interests: Music, friends, movies
- Favourite movie: The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Favourite band or musician: Guns N Roses
- Favourite genre of music: Rock in general. Metal, punk, grunge...whatever
- Favourite artist: My Granddaughter
- Favourite poet or writer: I like JK Rowling and Darren Shan a lot
- Favourite photographer: Molly
- Operating System: im not a doctor
- Favourite gaming platform: Sega Genesis...Wii...
- Favourite cartoon character: Lots
- Personal Quote: This one looks like Captain Fruit Loop!...I mean, Tucan Sam...
- Tools of the Trade: Pen, Sharpies, Pencil
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Devious Comments
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Manners were made to be used. If you wish not to use them, kindly shut up.
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My faith: [link]
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Manners were made to be used. If you wish not to use them, kindly shut up.
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I flirt with fine art. She tells me that she's not that kind of girl, and I tell her that's because she needs one more drink.
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My gallery: [link]
My stock: [link]
I speak English, ich spreche Deutsch, je parle un petit peu de francais, ik spreek Nederlands, Latinum dico.
I love taking photos...
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Go! Lemmings, Go!
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ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever
true hell is a long hallway of drinking fountains and no bathroom
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your protestants came here and stole my lands! O.o
as do you
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ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever
true hell is a long hallway of drinking fountains and no bathroom
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The covering may be the same, but the internal workings are different. (When you imerse yourself into Their lives, does that mean you are no longer Yourself? For no Community happily awaits to invite me into a loving embrace.)
Me: I killed kenny?! aaah!!!
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I am a worm before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
Before I forget that
~ Before I Forget, Slipknot
OMG I FOUND A PIC OF NAKED ITACHI! O.o [link]
you still rock!!
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ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever
true hell is a long hallway of drinking fountains and no bathroom
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ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever
true hell is a long hallway of drinking fountains and no bathroom
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ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever
true hell is a long hallway of drinking fountains and no bathroom
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This Has Been A Devious Thought By Dark.
~Dark: I am Dark! Hear Me Roar! *...rawr...*~
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Artist is the creator of beautiful things.
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely…
All art is quite useless.
OSCAR WILDE</i
Which means I'd love you just as much!
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My faith: [link]
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My faith: [link]
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Artist is the creator of beautiful things.
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely…
All art is quite useless.
OSCAR WILDE</i
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Manners were made to be used. If you wish not to use them, kindly shut up.
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