I think love poems are lame
And really quite corny
They all sound the same
They make my attitude thorny
I think you're a bother
You're like a kitten on catnip
I'd rather spend time with your mother
I can't wait for the day I give you the slip
I think you're rather ignorant
And you smell pretty funny
Someone should give you antiperspirant
If you get away from me, I'll give you money
I don't mean to be rude, I just thought you should know
That it would be just swell, if you would just go














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